Hey Elon, I’m sorry you don’t understand why no one likes you, but you misidentified a Dark Knight quote as Spider-Man(which also has a hyphen).

Ford didn’t make announcements every few months promising the Nucleon was about to hit showrooms.

Yes, I was really hoping this entire article would be variations on “buy a goddamn minivan.”  Alas.

“I don’t understand the villification of a pretty down to earth Billionaire compared to what else we have to live with, like Jeff Bezos or Trump.”

The answer is to think inside the box.

a pretty down to earth Billionaire

It’s not a bait and switch but it’s 100% a PR stunt. If you have internet to order, you don’t need Starlink! Starlink is still profiting off sales of the equipment. The equipment needs to be delivered to a hurricane ravaged area in a timely manner for the offer to be meaningfully impactful.

It’s a buncha BS

If they have internet service to sign up for the promotion that is only available online, why do they need 30 days of free internet from Musk?

The Chevy Malibu. Look at it.

This critique seems to be lacking in hypothesis and resolution. There are some elements that suggest that this is not in fact a critique but a bad faith argument in defense of Musk and his grift.

They’ve already investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing, I’m sure. Case closed. 

We wont ever know because the dept. will cover it up.

They weren’t even chasing anyone, they were on the lookout. How the fuck are you gonna be on a lookout driving at that speed?

Well there are police wearing “I’m voting for the convict” shirts, so it shouldn’t be a surprise. 

Republicans’ “pro-American worker policies.”

This wasn’t even a police chase, makes this even more senseless.

I remember when people were less gullible and weird cults usually involved people in silver bedsheets waiting for space aliens to come and take them to the stars.

Should have gone with the monorail. North Haverbrook did, and as far as I know, they are quite happy with it.