The modern GOP loves to use the “this will raise costs for average Americans” talking point… while conveniently leaving out that all of their own policies raise long term costs for average Americans by shifting the burden from the rich donor class to the “average American”.

2nd: Fuck off and die, poors! -the GOP

I’ll take the low-hanging fruit and nominate the Toyota bZ4X. The fact that I had to look up how to spell the “name” of this model pretty much says it all.

I remember my mom begging me to pledge for Alpha Xi Delta.  She was in that sorority when she was in college in the 70s.  She has some very fond memories and is still friends with her sorority sisters.  I was an awkward, bookish teen and the sorority lifestyle wasn’t my thing.  But I told my mom I’d look into it, at…

I picked my college in no small part for its absence of Greek life. I've changed my mind about lots of things over the last 20 years but I still feel like that was a solid choice. 

The majority of US almonds are grown in the central Valley in California.

What is crazy is if you read up on what Almonds did to the water situation in California. Almonds LOVE California sun. But they also love water. The rise of Almond Milk encouraged a lot of Californian farmers to plant Almond groves and these Almond groves are putting stress on the tricky water management problems of…

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

In fairness, she did finally receive her GED at 34, “after completing a four-course review”.

I also feel like there are still a lot of women out there who think it’s inevitable that they will have children one day, so they’re willing to play sexual Russian roulette. If more women were raised to understand that family/children is only one path and there are others that are rewarding, maybe they’d be able to…

To be fair, raising a child WELL with all the stuff they need takes $300k. I’m guessing raising a child in the Boebert household requires a Bible, a TV, a smartphone loaded with shitty social media apps, several handguns per child, and a hairbrush for spankings. Maybe some food.

“Dr” Oz is right behind.

“Dr” Ben Carson has entered the chat

What do you call the person that graduated last in their class in medical school?

Doctor. 

Well, having “Dr” in front of a name doesn’t mean you can’t still be an idiot.

Maybe they should just sponsor the race instead and get them to change to their plant based alternative.

You’d be surprised at how many Indian (that’s what I’m guessing based on the name, correct me if I’m wrong) dudes hold some pretty far-right views. I know people that work in tech in California and they say the same thing, that a lot of the Indian dudes there have a very sexist, right-wing perspective on everything.

I’m not defending the braindead take they quoted above, but if my grandma is 95 and has been on computers since the mid 1990s and currently uses an iPhone and iPad without a problem, including using social media to keep up with her grandkids and friends in town, then no one else has an excuse why they have failed to…

IMHO, you don’t have to go ANY further than “Black Republican”. How could there be a more CONFLICTED state of existence that that? Is it corruption, stupidity, or STOCKHOLM SYNDROME? Does it matter? He has about as much chance at the GOP nomination for President as I do...and I’m a SOCIALIST.