The 2022 Elantra front end was a damn-sight better than the 2020 Sonata’s sad-fish front.

Same thing bothers me on some Audis.

Good. Fuck Musk. The dude literally voiced his support for that Dilbert guy’s racist rant.

bro, the name of the website is literally at the top and in the link you posted, how did you spell it wrong?

Hitting-and-running from a vehicular homicide is not “letting traffic violations go”, but you probably get that trollup.

Because god forbid you’d wait 30 seconds. 

The Coast Guard and Homeland Security were called in to help remove the equipment in the event it was something more sinister than a crypto mining setup (ie. a bomb)

It asks the sleep paralysis demons really politely.

I’ll never understand the people who see every conversation as an opportunity to list their property. Is it narcissism or aspergers?

If I put stickers on my car, I’d be strongly tempted to add one of these:

Most people just sigh and pity you because your ego is making you do such silly things. 

How to say "I missed the point" without actually saying it.

massaging their authority complex

Every teacher reading that is now laughing at you and saying “Good luck with that...”

Why not just treat minor traffic infractions like how red-light cameras operate? The officer takes video of the infraction and mails you a citation. Furthermore, make the first offense be a traffic remediation course so the person learns their lesson and traffic stops are used to generate revenue. Furthermore,…

I really wish police departments, of their own accord, would switch from using minor offenses as a pretext for racial profiling or massaging their authority complex to stopping people for minor offenses as a public service. Like, don’t even ask for license and registration. Pull somebody over just to tell them,…

Because it has nothing to do with giving these *children* rights, it’s about giving fast-food franchises access to even cheaper *child labour* at unsociable hours when public transport is even less useful.

12 year olds on a motorcycle, on the road with cars? You aren’t serious here, are you?

Now now you know they will be able to “rent” a car from the company store.

This is completely unnecessary.