did any of their ceos sell of a ton of stock in the last year??? no?? then thats why they werent mentioned you whatboutist shitheel. 

Tesla is supposed to be a far more mature company than any of those you compared them to. For example, Rivian’s net income last quarter was -$1.7B. Tesla’s was +$3.3B.

How many broken promises can a guy make before the shareholders ask the board to remove him? Im sure it’s full of lackies, but how can he argue this is in the best fiduciary interest of the company?

Here is to hoping that Elon has a similar experience at some point in the future.

To be fair, if I had 973 kids from 537 women I might struggle for cash flow for all the child support payments.

Do you not think it’s a little callous to describe the debate around trans rights as “a progressive online circle jerk”? You may not care for the people affected and find it easy to dismiss the concerns of trans people, but these conversations can and do have real world consequences, and like it or not, JK Rowling is h…

Or inconsiderate dick-holes are always inconsiderate dick-holes.

I guess the folks that were anti-seat belt and pro-indoor smoking were able to spawn a few times before exiting the gene pool. 

Study: Morons who are dumb in one situation are also dumb in other situations.

You forgot motorcycle helmets.

Hogwarts Legacy takes place roughly a hundred years before the books, which might explain the seemingly blase attitude of the in-universe characters to child torture

The Gubrermint can’t tell me how to drive, and it can’t make me get that 5G tracking shot neither.

In related news: antivaxxers continue to carry Darwin’s theories to fruition - even when behind the wheel.

“The one-sided rubberbanding in races is pretty egregious,”

Good to see EA continuing the fine NFS tradition of ruining an otherwise decent game with some bizarre creative choice. Maybe I’m odd, but I don’t get a sense of accomplishment from grinding away for hours to get something in a video game. I work a lot of hours irl, and the last thing I want to do for entertainment is…

“Which part of it looks good to you?”

I don’t think it’s worth asking. Like any Toyota Prime, it won’t matter how much the sticker says it costs because

Honestly, I would love to see this to be the local delivery mail truck,

Or save water and get rid of an unnatural monoculture lawn.