It’s weird. I kinda like it.

One trip my son (4 at the time) had his entire suitcase filled with his train toys. I wanted to take it all out but he looked at me with those eyes and said,”I just want to play trains with grandpa.”

My wife packs the entire house whenever we visit my family for a week. So checked bags are the only option for me. I’m glad I got the airline credit card cause checked bags are free, saves me like $180.

Imagine all the rodents that call that boat home. 

I wonder if Musk DM’ed him and was like I’ll give you a signed dick pic to write a positive tweet and never mention it ever again.

This seems like it could be a money laundering scheme. But it's so obvious maybe it's not. 

I moved to Alabama for work and the first question they asked me was Alabama or Auburn? I never followed sports so I had no idea what he was asking. 

When I lived in Washington, there was a guy who had a comic/card shop that drove one of these. He often sold at the swap meets and always had his Pika Beetle there. I always thought it was a custom job, didn't know they were a rare promotional dealy. I play slug bug/punch buggy with my kids. I think if we saw this one…

I’m sure they thought of it but the costs to make it pass safety tests were probably too much to make it worth their trouble.

That’s why my next regular DD is going to be an EV. I’m plan to drive all my cars till they’re dust so it’ll be awhile till I get a new car since my Passat is only at 65k.

Does Missy Elliott owning the vehicle add any value to it? If so, of she would buy like 50 Kia Fortes, would those Kia Fortes be worth more than a certified pre-owned one?

Step one: Spend a lot of resources to develop cyber truck.

They’re gonna make some money from all this attention and continue to live out of their means. They’ll eventually make it far enough that they  have enough debt, declare bankruptcy post it on tick tock and start the whole process again.

Only $47k? Trying to find one locally but all these California dealerships are huffing paint and marking up them up like crazy still. Might just pass and get a used ND Miata cause I'm tired of waiting.

Maybe that's why the only ones I've seen around here are Lays delivery trucks.

Im sure bolts ruin the aesthetic and that’s probably why they were used. Not spending an extra 30 cents a truck was just a bonus. 

No JDM import recommendations? 

My theory is that we are being visited by advanced lifeforms from far away. The advance beings assign planets to highschool students as a group project and were were given to the C- students who space vape in the bathroom. 

Jalopnik is awful on mobile, trying to load gifs would’ve taken too long for me to care.

Why the fuck did they have to make it get up like that? It's absolutely terrifying. They should make it struggle getting up just to make us not scared of it