I’m sure they thought of it but the costs to make it pass safety tests were probably too much to make it worth their trouble.

That’s why my next regular DD is going to be an EV. I’m plan to drive all my cars till they’re dust so it’ll be awhile till I get a new car since my Passat is only at 65k.

Does Missy Elliott owning the vehicle add any value to it? If so, of she would buy like 50 Kia Fortes, would those Kia Fortes be worth more than a certified pre-owned one?

Step one: Spend a lot of resources to develop cyber truck.

They’re gonna make some money from all this attention and continue to live out of their means. They’ll eventually make it far enough that they  have enough debt, declare bankruptcy post it on tick tock and start the whole process again.

Only $47k? Trying to find one locally but all these California dealerships are huffing paint and marking up them up like crazy still. Might just pass and get a used ND Miata cause I'm tired of waiting.

Maybe that's why the only ones I've seen around here are Lays delivery trucks.

Im sure bolts ruin the aesthetic and that’s probably why they were used. Not spending an extra 30 cents a truck was just a bonus. 

No JDM import recommendations? 

My theory is that we are being visited by advanced lifeforms from far away. The advance beings assign planets to highschool students as a group project and were were given to the C- students who space vape in the bathroom. 

Jalopnik is awful on mobile, trying to load gifs would’ve taken too long for me to care.

Why the fuck did they have to make it get up like that? It's absolutely terrifying. They should make it struggle getting up just to make us not scared of it 

What CT owners think they look like: GIF of war veteran being saluted at while they walk into an Applebee’s.

I'll bet I'll see this thing soon outfitted like a brodozer. At $4800 some it'll be hard for some highschool kid to resist and there are plenty of places in the valley that will loan you money for a lift, wheels and tires. 

Everyone would just slap on a bigger turbo and turn up the boost. 

The next gen model s and 3 would be the CyberS and Cyber3. It would essentially be the same cars just reskined cyber truck style to get maximum attention. 

I would love a 4x8 work week. But as a federal employee I doubt it'll happen. I instead would consider a 5x6 since after 2pm I mentally check out anyways to avoid burn out.

In my area it's Silverados or F150s. 

I bet all these chemtrail dummies have no problem with people rolling coal. Someone needs to make a conspiracy about coal rolling, something about mind controlling chemicals in the smoke. Cause causing cancer isn't enough to ban that shit.

They would need to figure out a way to spin EVs as not woke green energy. They should team up with Trump and Black Rifle coffee or some shit to make Teslas super macho alpha EVs not for pussys or something to appeal to the Truth Social crowd.