No scooters on the expressway, it’s dangerous you might die... because punishment for scooter on the expressway is death by police cruiser.

Bro why you hate $5 rotisserie chicken?

Oof, $5k is a difficult budget to work with. I say any Rav4, CR-V, or Subaru you can find in your budget should work or just lift the Celica and call it a day. 

Right wing foil hats are gonna start saying that Tina Turner died a few days before and they waited to announce her death to overshadow DeChungus' Twitter thing. Or that antifa is killing off celebrities to silence republicans in the media. 

I never understood flat earthers. Like who benefits from the conspiracy of a round earth vs flat one? Who is behind it all and why?

HEre in the Central valley CA it's brodozers with "my job depends on AG" decal.

“I can’t pass smog please by my problem.”

“ diesel Cummins activated * 

Central valley resident here, can confirm.

Real big bois with V12s drink goat milk straight from the goat. 

I could see that since India has the caste system.

Very true. Especially since you can learn everything buy just going to Google.

You’re only buying this car if you really wanted this car. And $16k ain’t bad for something so mint and can probably be driven without worrying about resale value.

The Nazis he loves so much will be waiting for him with open arms.

“Sai Varshith Kandula" did not expect that. 

What those young people don’t realize is, soon they will become old.

Fuck.

Musk wil say that Tesla owners save way more money than that not buying gas so it doesn’t really matter. 

I can't wait for all the ebay knockoffs. Even better non functional kits that make your stock seats look like this. 

Now make one half the size, with half the range and half...umm a third of the price.