I love me some low riders. I'm in the Central Valley myself and was sad to see when my town had their car show low riders weren't there. Turns out they were there, they just pushed them all to one end of the park away from the main area. We just happened to see them on the way out. 

Neutral:

“Oof, I wouldn’t want to be that guy!”

Looks pretty good lowered like it’s half brother the Explorer ST.

I didn't get it either. Then I went to my brother's house and saw my nephew's room. Floor to ceiling funkos. I told my nephew his collection was very impressive, then he told me they're not his it's his dad's. 

Just waiting for a start-up to raise money for asteroid mining, spend all its money within a year  and the CEOs jumping ship with millions in their pockets.

#smushthesideshow

Lies. The radio commercial I just heard told me “If you can afford the payment you can afford the car!” This was repeated for the whole 30 second spot.

It’s free if you run an extension cord from your neighbor’s house.

The last one looks insane. I bet it's real cool in person. Reminds me of this place called "Meow wolf" they have a room done up like a comic book and it really feels like you're in a cartoon.

VS

I used to live in an area with a shit ton of rabbits. I guess a rabbit took refuge in my engine compartment and the local bobcat tried to claw him out. I had those monster claw scratches on their headlights before all the dude bros started to put the decals on the cars.

NC is the redheaded stepchild not the NB. The color matched hardtop is worth like $2500 alone. $10k is a fair price. Nice price would've been 8 years ago when you could've gotten this for $5k. 

When my mom visits Cambodia she always brings an extra suitcase or two filled with clothes and gifts for the family over there. On the way back the suitcases are filled with gifts and stuff that is hard to get here. Or she would just leave the suitcases there if she didn't need them. 

Just get the best Prius you can afford.

Im finally getting my bachelor’s degree at 36 and my graduation is on the same weekend as a cousin’s birthday. My wife wants to plan a big party for me but cousin is getting mad and telling anyone that doesn’t go to his birthday party they will no longer be on his good side. He’s telling her she needs to postpone…

Early 2000s Kia, first gen 300c. I guess they were built to look like certain cars rather than two separate cars that just happened to look very similar to other cars.

I don’t know much about the Captiva, but a quick google says 2015 was the last year it was made. This happened in 2022, so she was paying $750 for a 7 year old Captiva if she had a Quick shitty google math puts it a $41k for a 72 month term or if it was a 36 loan that’s still $24k for a Chevy Captiva.