Was school shopping with the kids at the mall and decided to pop in to check it out for the first time in over a decade. GameStop is a sad shell of what it used to be. The used games are expensive, most only a few bucks less than new. And the selection was crap. But hey if you want to buy random blind bags and random…

They need to stretch out this long boi, bulletproof it and donate it to America as the new Beast. Being the world’s first presidential EV is bragging rights they could take to the bank.

Out of those million I bet only 10,000k will buy the truck when it comes out with an MSRP of $80k. And they'll only buy to flip it. 

Seinna hybrid. Might be able to find a used one with awd for $45k 

They should build the Odyssey Type-R hybrid there. A low volume hi-performance minivan will sell just as well as the NSX did.

Who needs luggage space for a cross country trip?

I know a lot of these types of people. Had to ride shotgun with a few and good god it’s terrifying. 

So when these get into an accident, who do you sue? Tesla or Pepsi?

Good call. When I think of Challenger and Charger owners I don't think of people who want lighter better handling cars. 

I know plenty of "farm wives" with AMGs. 100% they don't care about performance, they just want people to know they have the most expensive version possible. 

Kinda reminds me of me and my friends back in the day when I had my 95 Prelude. They all hated my car but it was the only reliable one so it was usually stuffed with dudes.

Thats what keeping me from buying one. I would use it enough to justify the cost, but having to deal with everyone wanting to borrow it would be too much for me. I died on the inside when my FIL ask to borrow our van, only to find out he was hauling stinky bottles and cans to the recycling center. All he did to clean…

Someone on my street bought something similar. I assume it was a”cheap” high mileage 6 series. He was driving it around with the bass a bumping, especially on weekends when it seemed like he was cruising around the neighborhood. A couple a months later I stopped seeing it. I figured it was sold or he moved. Was out…

He should look into junior college. This car is worth about an associate's degree. 

Yikes. It’s “punch you in the face” ugly. Which is exactly what a rich turd spending $150k on a vehicle would want it to be.

In the central valley the smog has caused men’s penis size to shrink. That’s why there are so many brodozers here. I just moved here 3 years ago, and I’m thinking about trading in my Passat for a Maverick. In a decade I’ll probably be driving around a lifted super duty to pick up some groceries at the Save Mart.

Ram: “We like making money but not sure if we want to make a lot of it.”

Everythingis $1.25 now. The one in my town has stuff for $3-5 now too.

Also storming the capital. Don’t forget that real life Pesto did that and cartoon Pesto would’ve probably done it too

Kinda related, I saw two lifted jeep bros parking in electric charging spots, both with 4XE emblems.