finalformminivan
finalformminivan
finalformminivan

They’re gonna have to change the name to Cars and Casualties.

Not only will they not bring it to the US, they’ll build one with the guts of a Mach-E GT and we won’t get that one either. 

Sucks for the dude. But this should be an easy problem to fix, just get some bait cars that are inescapable and drive themselves off a cliff, I mean to the police station.

Fit, Matrix/vibe, or if you're feeling extra hatchback, 1st gen Mazda5

Yea that steering wheel is truly awful. 

If I had a shit ton of money I would build my own stupid airplane limo. No longer will they be able to say they own the only airplane limo, but when I sell it for $500,000 their almost $4 million asking price will look even more insane.

People who buy these cars only care about big numbers. 800hp more bigger than 300hp, thats all the math they need...and possibly know.

Do a reverse “Freedom Convoy”. Run pride and Biden flags and hand out free kale chips and kombucha to people. Also put that stuff in your gas tank that makes your exhaust fumes smell like bubble gum.

a screen is an opportunity for ad space” THIS. Soon you won’t be able to start your car without watching a 30 sec targeted ad. *Disable ad-start for only $29.99 a month*

Just do this.

I bet 300 of the 500 cars will be bought to be stored and won't see more than 1,000 miles in the next decade.

I can’t wait on the weight reduction forum posts that is like 104 pages long and weighs every single piece of the car. 

Oh they can make it, they just don't want to because it won't make any money compared to a 100k super EV sedan that is filled with sustainable whale dick interior and has 1000hp and can do 9s in the 1/4 mile.

Buy it. Whenever the V12 decides to go, just swap in a LS or a Toyota UZ or heck even a Honda K if you want to ruffle some feathers. 

Yea I got a new Sienna and whenever I drive it at night in the rural areas I always get people flashing their headlights at me like I have my high beams on.

Plenty of people with DUIs are rich enough to do so. Some wife of the local big cheese company got a DUI, but of course she’s lawyering her way out of it.

“daddy” ...*shudders* saw a license plate frame the other when picking up my kid from school. "That's right bitch, I'm spoiled by daddy." I cringe every time I see it.

Slow as fuck, but it’ll get way more attention than any Challenstangero out there.And in the end of the day that’s what the prowler is about. Slap on your fedora, tommy Bahama shirt and sunglasses and cruise around town with the top down get all the attentions.

These were the super base 5 spd manual ones. And they were awesome. We would hoon the crap out of those little trucks. I don't have a lot of experience with trucks but I would say it was similar to a 2000 Toyota Tacoma.

Should’ve snapped a few regular ol photos with your cell phone. I love green cars, your pictures don’t do it justice.