r/HermanCainAward

Jalopnik presents: Roast my ride.

As a teen that loved cars and customization,this was the only show that was out that was any where near my interest. Sure speed tv had the power block on Sundays but it was filled with old white dudes building muscle cars and trucks. There was one episode of that show where chip foose steals a car and Moda it, and he…

Is it pretty to mount a tire in the middle of nowhere? 

Older civic SI, RSX type-s, or a Miata. Maybe even the EP3 civic SI too. 

Amazing car.  But I don’t need a 1000hp, 500mi range, 170k EV. I need a 200hp, 250mi range, 24k EV that doesn’t catch on fire when parked. 

They're just copying Tesla. 

I’d say either school bus driver or public bus driver. Someone mentioned rally driver, and while there is no doubt that rally driving is difficult, it is fun and pays well, while driving around little shits and crazy people is not. 

True. The F150 is like "Hi everyone, I'm driving a truck." The Silverado is like, " HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME! IM DRIVING A TRUUUUUCK!!!!"

Crazy that 99% of us think this thing is hideous buy I see like 10 of these for every F150 where I'm at. 

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

This thing is deliciously awful. Like if there was a car show and there was a prize for worst car, this would win it. The exhaust must vent into the cab because clearly this dude has no sense. $75,000? Bruh. 

Just build a cabbed version of this and they’ll print money.

The entomological term would be "proboscis dick".

TIL: Being an entitled racist white dude is a mental disorder.

I forgot about these until I saw one a week ago. I was like oh man the new Mazda3 is finally out! Then I was like, wait they came out in 2019...it was literally the first 4th gen MZ3 hatch I've seen. 

Shhhh, just let them keep taking their horse meds. Someone should start telling them that you can make a covid killing sauna by mixing bleach and ammonia the bathroom. 

Pretty much whenever I see a restaurant owner whining about "nobody wants to work! They all want handouts!" All the while they pay the waitstaff $2 an hour and depend on customers to handout tips just so their employees can make a living wage.

Mmm hotdogs.

My family was poor growing up. One time Albertsons had a sale on bar s hotdogs, 2 for $1. My mom filled the garage freezer with them. It was like hotdogs and rice for what seems like forever.