Nope. BUT I did end up buying this, and I’ll probably like it.

Same! Also, IGN friggin’ LOVES it, which makes me want to buy it even less. So sad I just want a jrpg to sink my time into

In February 2015, Kotaku composer Jason Schreier wrote 12 Successful Kickstarters That Never Delivered. Two and a half years later—and stop me if you’ve heard this one before—that story’s update is nowhere to be found.

This one!

Exactly! It’d take some of the awkward responsibility off the broadcasters, too.

I wonder if it would help to allow some of the top players to have live mics during their runs. I imagine some don’t want to give out their tactics and whatnot, but on the other hand, it could give off a more streamer vibe if they did AND they’d have a team or two to focus on during the early minutes.

You’re brave (and, apparently, have a kickass commute with seating). I’m in BK, I rarely bring the Switch outside. But it WOULD make the morning commute better..

Can you review using the Switch during the morning commute? I’m always super self-conscious/scared to brave it on the train.

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What sword does everyone love?! This is what your link sent me to :(

You’re right! Word on the street is that Trash Guy is now sponsored by Hefty ForceFlex™ Trash Bags and flies a private jet to his pickups now, all because we clicked on his FAKE video. How naive we were back then. I wish Trash Man never got any clicks — that way my own life would be better.

“I can’t… fuck!”
-Destiny 2: The Kotaku Review

Back in my day, we ran with our arms stretched out behind us because of Sonic. Nobody wanted to be Maurice. NEVER FORGET.

Jeb reeeeally wants to shove Cline in a locker and take his lunch money

NOW YOU GIVE ME $.99 PER MINUTE TO PLAY YOUR GAME.
AND 4 MIRIAN FOR ONE HOUR.
TELL YOUR OVERLORDS I’M TRADING YOU AT GAMESTOP

Nothing more on the internet I want to see than a 17-minute “My Honest Thoughts” video by something called a “PoGO Youtuber.”

Well, damn, he done did it.

In complete honesty, you NEED to check out a local wrestling event with your friends. You can find them from Appalachia to Brooklyn, NY, and they’re all friggin’ amazing.

Does it have low gravity!?