And to follow what Maddy said, I’ve wanted to hire a service and advice writer for years, so, no, this role was my idea, regardless of which CEO signs the checks.

Ari does indeed specialize in gaming tips and advice. But he’s not a “plant,” he’s a Kotaku editorial staffer just like the rest of us, in the union and everything. Please be respectful of him!

How strange to see comments here...

Concourse post, comments work!

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

And it’s on a USB drive hiding at a Medieval Times.

Counterpoint: Good deals on used Switches go lightning fast. The demand is just still so high. People on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist can also still charge well over $200, often in the realm of $400, because they want to charge for all the stupid extra crap they bought their kid to go with the console.

A few thoughts.

This is the funniest thing I’ve experienced on kotaku.

haha. My laptop Ff amD D are busteD anD when i use the onscreen keyboarD it capitalizes the D. ONLY on Kinja. WeirD but not worth Fixing

You uh.....you okay there mate? Your D’s are starting to scare me.

Anyone got good settings For 1060 3gb with 16gb ram? This game, like all RemeDy titles requires a lot o tweaking settings.

EDIT: Oh actually they just releaseD a Driver For it. GooD it was terribly optimizeD

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?

You’re a fool if you thought I’d ever forget.

LMAO YOU AND ME BOTH

Oh God, I’m going to stink so bad after I start playing this.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

SHE LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE DAMN MEAL

We demand Fippy Darkpaw.