Too late to compete? Absolutely not — Mojang is still winning. The game, by itself, is still making more than $300 million annually, which is more than double what it was making in 2012. There’s still a movie coming out. Families still buy their products at Toys R Us.

Why would you stop adding features when you’re at…

Yep, there are 14 in all. Hint -- cornfield.

You took an arrow to the knee

Agreed - it’s something I NEED from a Sonic game...

It’s $15 for a pair of socks, if anybody else didn’t wanna have to click all the way through to find out.

It’s $15 for a pair of socks, if anybody else didn’t wanna have to click all the way through to find out.

My cousin gave me a bud when I was 15. After every sip I snuck off to the bathroom to drink a shit ton of water out of my hands. It took a while before I got off the Carlo Rossi after that :(

I don’t know how the salt thing worked for anyone, either, that shit is gross.

they got basketball in rocket league now! It’s... kinda fun haha

It’s cute but rocket league

Niiiice. That’s great to hear.

Any confirmation that they AREN’T working something new?

Oh hey this is pretty c—
[BUY MIRRORS EDGE]
But I want to read Kotaku I don’t reall—
[FUCK YOU BUY IT]
I dunn—
[WATCH THE TRAILER YOU DICK]
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This movie is SO GOOD. One look at those subways and you get instant Silent Hill nostalgia.

He said on the comments section of a real-life Mario Kart story written by a news outlet that also covered the car/motorcycle “clickbait.”

Don’t give in. Get the PS4

Don’t give in. Get the PS4

Also Scott Stapp

Good call on dropping it. Endgame is so disappointing it hurts. I hit level 30, tried some dailies and DZ, and haven’t picked it up since.

Actually, I wonder if they did recycle exact cutscenes from the game. See any, Fahey?

Exactly what I thought — I assumed they cut off all the final scenes from streaming for that very reason, that it would spoil the opening of the film.

Took me forever to realize that phonetically that’s still “hahahaha”