Then you need to stop fucking dying, Cubone.

Can someone explain why it does work the third time and not the first two? Is it just a connectivity problem?

NEW SUPER MARIO RPG!

THIS. THIS. THIS.

I'm at work hacking into people's games from my iPhone and blowing them up. Last night I was racing other players and shooting those who hacked into my game. On the side, I was doing GTA-style missions in an expansive world. How is this not awesome?

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You're right, and the writer was even able to play — FOUR YEARS AGO

And on Steam, people have been accusing the people behind Towns of scamming gamers out of their money:

God damn, you take so many graphs to say "crush dried peppers and heat it in oil for a few minutes," and I love every article. Thanks man

Why did he tap out?

Still, gotta be careful with calling kids pedophiles when they haven't been charged with a crime.

Ok, but, Kotaku writes about the comeback of JRPGs every other day. Not that it's bad, but pot/kettle and all that.

http://kotaku.com/square-enix-ha…

This looks exactly like their other game Mage Gauntlet, right down to the sprites and explosions. I don't understand how it's any different.

"The saddest part seems to be that few in the community expected Locklear to die this way." Wait, who were the others who DID expect her to die this way? Also, isn't the sad part that she died in the first place?

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How about a god damn PC version!

CONTEXT, please. What does this mean for us? We were all excited that our favorite games would be on Oculus. Is that no more? Are we doomed with FarmVille and chat?

It won't change the world but it'll change gaming. Eye-assisted targeting on BF4 or CoD? Would be nice.

This doesn't say archery at all, it says gymnastics. Katniss is not only a babe, but she hits her targets. Do these guys? No idea.