Did any other beta testers kinda just get a "meh" feeling from Titanfall? Felt like a one-trick pony to me. FPS, get in titan after 2 minutes, then FPS again. I dunno. Maybe I just need the full release.

Good eye. So perfect. +1

My favorite part was when she quoted Game of Thrones

Agreed. "Traditional and archaic?" You mean the place we're all trying desperately to get back to in all forms of entertainment. Make the graphics better, but keep the games (and movies) challenging.

Come on, we've been asking for an FF7 remaster for YEARS. Just do it already!

It's a bit of a one-trick pony. It was fun for a day, but I just don't feel like going back, so I stuck to Battlefield. Twitch FPS for 2 minutes, Titan falls, mech battle for 2 minutes, then back to twitch FPS before the match is complete. Meh.

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I just high-fived the guy next to me with my dick, fyi.

Yes.

Yeah, but let it. It's football, and these guys are the best football players in the world. They're shit talking all day on the field, I want to hear some of it too!

His asshole is working. He was the least targeted corner this year and still had the most interceptions. And how many times have receivers he's covering made a catch? Very, very few.

Where are the articles on last night's game? It's like it never even happened. Not even a gif from the field. Just a titty grab. I need hawk porn.

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Love the article. I'm a biker, driver and pedestrian, and I can't stand most bicyclists in all three venues.

I think the Dinosaurs finale is the reason I've hated myself all these years

Ah, a reference to the Eagles' dismantled formation last night, Princess D.

Ah, a reference to the Eagles' dismantled formation last night, Princess D.

Yeah! And the Seagals are too scantily clad, which is distracting to Richard Sherman! 1,000,000 strong for an empty CLink during home games!

Keep hoping and dreaming that you... will... SOOOOOOAAAAAAARRR

Thanks for pointing this out, but please leave the Seahawks out of the conversation. The ticker was accurate all last night.