Nice player but he gets more post-career attention than a lot of Hall of Famers. Is it because he played in New York and Seinfeld? Anything else?

Yes. Will dumped Jesus for L. Ron Hubbard.

Admittedly, it’s no According to Jim.

Every NFL owner is a monster and a creep and nobody should think any better of them. You might think I’m going to say “except for the publicly owned Green Bay Packers,” but no, it actually goes double for them.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

Last Man Standing only got to make 6 seasons! Why must conservatives be so oppressed?

Why be unfunny in one city a night when you can be unfunny in every city one night a week? This seems most inefficient to me.

WWE stock closed at a record high $50.31 on Thursday, up $6.72/15.42% from the end of trading on Wednesday.

Cards Against Humanity: The Movie

“Don’t overthink it!” is a surefire indicator of suckitude.

God as my witness, if the Democrats rig this thing again to give us another one of these incrementalist fucktards, I may just turn into this woman...

For failing to win a single Oscar, the film’s producers are required by California law to surrender all film elements to be immediately destroyed.

Greta Gerwig acted like an obnoxious quirky girl doin’ quirky stuff for the sake of the quirk of the quirky quirk quirk?

The Philadelphia 76ers Should Blow Up The Team And Not Worry About The Short-Term Consequences

All part of THE PROCESS

The problem with the 76ers is that they didn’t tank long enough to acquire all the right assets to win a championship.

I’m not sure who is going to allow more runs in Cincinnati, Matt Harvey or skyline chili

I can’t wait for the year that Katniss Everdeen shows up and burns this whole retched mess to the ground.

i think he was referring to the fact that White people have names like Lenny, and black people have names like Carl.