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The voice and hyperbole he uses to imitate a white person talking about how spicy something is elevates a very simple joke.

Friends means hookers right?

According to his dealer, the 80s.

ban all public funding of professional sports.

It frustrates him that any references outside of Veggie Tales, Guns & Ammo, and Forbes are beyond his current audience.

His commitment to that bit lasted about a long as a washed up comedian’s stint on Monday Night Football. 

He says a lot of things, such as “I’ve never seen that woman before in my life.”

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

Well, whatever. I still think the beheading of Bill Goldberg took things a step too far.

Only way it could have been messier is if Muhammad Hassan returned as a Yemeni.

A Republican walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”

Count your blessings. They could have talked about how Bayless coming in was part of The Process

Grit.

Meltzer hit the nail on the head on his podcast a few days ago. This is just straight-up greed. WWE doesn’t need the money; they’re doing just fine. They just can’t pass it up.

This really perpetuates the notion that while Terrell Owens and Randy Moss got all the press about their character concerns, the real bad dude was meek quiet Marvin Harrison.

Useless? Bullshit.

Yeah, I mean Romney is a scumbag who bought companies up solely to lay everyone off and made millions off of the practice, but fuck that guy who doesn’t play basketball how I like it to be played!

“You see fellow fans, I too am monitoring Russell Westbrook’s infraction total and am jubilant he has reached a suitable number to force his return to the non-playing zone. It is four. Four infractions. Oh what fun. I prefer our troupe to theirs, do you not, chums?”

If you think Romney is cooler than Westbrook, I have to assume that was a typo and you meant to write POC.