I see that the “dark web” has become to ‘10s movies what “the internet” was to ‘90s films as a convenient deus ex machina to pull a silly plot point out of your ass.

As much as I love rewarding grifters who continue to exploit hate radio listeners...

As much as I love rewarding grifters who continue to exploit hate radio listeners...

Some 5’2” kid with a chip on his shoulder will kneecap that mini-Muresan out of a college education.

And who knows mediocrity better than a non-Lebron Cavalier?

It must be a welcome reprieve for Pippen to not be constantly asked by reporters what it was like being teammates with Rasheed Wallace.

You forgot “Incesticide.”

“Is 45 too old?”

I can remember a time when you lost two UFC matches in embarrassing fashion, and THEN you won a WWE championship.

Steve Lewandowski, the New York Gaming Commission steward, said there are no plans to talk to Geroux or investigate further.

Or because Demi Moore thought the original ending was a little blasé, and really, what’s Nathan Holden know about Hollywood?

“I didn’t like Hillary, but I would’ve voted for Elizabeth Warren”

The Finals are so over the Lakers have already released Isaiah Thomas.

Nor did Jordan play a season in which Tim Donaghy wasn’t a ref.

He ain’t No Djok.

Growing facial hair is like stealing jokes. Just because you can do it doesn’t necessarily mean you should.

I thought comedy died with the advent of the FM morning zoo.  

Do centrists consider this “making the perfect the enemy of the good?”

It means a little more when you have 30 Gs riding on covering the point spread.

Probably because they seemingly pulled their star from a Tom Hardy lookalike contest.

Holy fuck, this does not deserve such a high grade! The movie has the trappings of a lazy Saw sequel — complete with the voiced-over flashes of previous scenes for the slower viewer who hasn’t quite caught the plot twist — and a generic protagonist I named “Tom Hardly” mid-movie. I do, however, hope now that some…