I’m sure he’s practiced that look when friends asked Uncle Mike why he’s not touring with Brian Wilson.

Who’s this generation’s Bill Laimbeer? Put him in.  

I, for one, am glad somebody is brave enough to say what we’ve suspected of Glove from day one.

Leaving a press conference abruptly is the moment your bag becomes a purse.

“Makes sense to me.”

This will truly be this generation’s 2 Legit 2 Quit.

On the other hand, tanking several elections has done wonders for the DNC’s coffers!

Peter Daou, everybody! Still waiting for The Daou’s second album.

And 2019 team captain J.R. Smith!

Somebody at the Lakers’ front office just breathed a sigh of relief. This will be much easier than it was first believed to be.

You missed one.

Is she gonna have a hard time shen she learns the Confederacy won’t have a women’s soccer team of any kind.

Is everybody here excited about this deal turning into an explosive turd for all parties involved? This just screams “Dan & Dave Reebok ad campaign” levels of humiliation are on the way, possibly coinciding with the XFL’s dying breath.

Clearly, this will put Pusha in that upper echelon of rappers like Canibus and Tim Dog.

Replace her with Christopher Plummer for season two. Watch the ratings skyrocket to new heights!

“Sure, but think of all the draft picks we’ll get by letting him humiliate us now!”

THAT’S NUMBERWANG!

Yeah, because other than being failed businessmen who inherited the wealth and have a hard-on for the physical harm and/or death of non-whites, what else do Dubya and Trump have in common?

Not getting addicted to cocaine is a noteworthy accomplishment for anyone on that Mets team that won the Series.

I’m holding out for the sequel, Edgar Winter Group.