Wow. Some people are dead set and determined to make Solange a thing, huh?

The voice and hyperbole he uses to imitate a white person talking about how spicy something is elevates a very simple joke.

Well, a “Democrat,” any way.

I wish Blankenship vs. the guy who usually takes money from Blankenship could excite me in the same way it has you.

And didn’t you know? Scott Walker is still not the world’s strongest man.

So, you’re saying he’s s-a-w-f-t?

In five more years, there will be tech companies with fewer members than Foo Fighters. I hope they have enough for a softball game against Modest Mouse.

I’m related news, Kevin Nash was said to have taken nine steps before tearing his quad again.

This could also been framed as “Holy shit, the Raptors are failing so hard, Kevin Love is playing well against them!”

It’s as if he spent most of the season playing less than 20 minutes a game against teams tanking for the lottery or something.

Will this be the same sentiment should the Celtic backups send the Tanxers home?

There was nothing left in their tank.

“See? This is all Kaepernick would have had to do to get a job!”

“This show should end with the last Will Ferrell episode.”

Guess nobody at Fox decided to read any further into the recent drop the New Roseanne Mysteries’ ratings suffered. But I’m sure, like those coal jobs, the viewers will come back any day now.

It’s like All in the Family but with none of the self-awareness.

I await the Porzingis entry after Carmelo’s in the series “Hey, Turned Out These Players Weren’t Really That Good at All!”

“So, can you get me my ring back?”

I’ve seen this con before. “Say, you’re pretty good! But how about we play for some real money?”

Yes. That is what I thought of. Oops.