In the good ol’ days, Jordan would have walked twice that distance,and Donaghy would have whistled someone to send him to the charity stripe!

I’m sure Teddy Bridgewater broke into a thousand pieces when he heard the news.

No, they pay him millions of dollars for nothing.

So long as there’s no picture of the author on the jacket.

Is the Ivy League tourney the only one where players ask the refs if they know who their parents are?

There will inevitably be within our lifetimes an all-Calipari starting five in the NBA. Adding Randle to the Pelicans’

Seeing Bama and Oklahoma get in on star power alone reminds me of the year LSU got in the tourney because not enough NBA front offices had seen Ben Simmons.

Joel Embiid, middle relief center.

But just imagine how great the legs he gets after these legs fail on him will be!

There aren’t that many golf stories reported on here.

So wat’cha Saiyan?

Given video game/movie makers and their advertisers are the ones mostly buying music, it makes perfect sense to me.

Mike Pence will undoubtedly beat off to this movie.

Pretty bold for an idea that started as an attempt to cash in on Christmas without making a holiday movie that might have excluded some parents with too much money on their hands.

A bad review could run the risk of losing that sweet, precious access that celeb journalists need to survive. And who else could they turn to should they need someone to take a pop rock classic and make it MOAR EXTREEEEEEME?

No father should have to be bribed more to play college ball than his son gets. It just doesn’t seem right.

So you’re taking the gun-grabbers’ defense of “Can’t do nuthin’ ‘bout it, so shut up”? Interesting.

Translation: “My record on entertainment that doesn’t already have an army of fans champing at the bit to buy whatever’s given to them is rather disappointing.”

Never forget:

I’m glad you realize who the true victim in all this is.