If they were any more deceptive in their practices, these scammers would be running a record label in America.

Is the whole former USSR just one big closet?

This is the strangest version of We Didn’t Start the Fire.

“People will tell you that you were robbed, that you deserved to win the Olympic gold medal. You’re going to hear that for the rest of your life. ‘You should’ve won, you should’ve, you should’ve.’ He said,‘Well they’re wrong. You skated very well but Tara Lipinski skated better. Tara deserved to win this Olympic gold…

And they rip the knob off the laugh track machine!

It hurts to see these Colts fans down on their Luck.

Does it count, though, if you’re not getting paid? The professional black friend industry for conservatives must be lucrative, or else Larry Elder wouldn’t still be doing it.

The unsung hero of that episode was Charles Barkley’s Donkey Basketball Camp.

I, too, expected more from a team owner that ends the season two weeks before the All-Star break.

Lessons?! Fuck, no. Send the kid to modeling school for a successful music career.

Says the singer in the group that re-named “Let’s Get Retarded In Here” so Walmart would carry their albums.

There are two roads one can choose when one is too old for pop music: reheating stale jazz standards or shitty country. Fergie could go either way right now. Don’t be surprised to see her in Daisy Dukes and a straw hat by summer.

An easy mistake to make. Mainstream pop music is that white.

The Wossamotta U.

All there’s left to do here, then, is haggle over ESPN’s prices.

I expected so much more from the network that regularly ignores rape charges.

That somebody pays David Brooks to write proves unconditionally that money means absolutely nothing.

All you need to know about Christianity was learned on 11/9.

Likening renowned blues/Spirit thieves to Shakespeare?! Somebody thinks a tad too highly of his teenage years.

If they had that much creativity/originality, they wouldn’t be repeating the same forty-plus year-old songs for geriatrics and cruise ships.