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So, a week of the AV Club reviewing things Jean Teasdale would have loved?

Brexit really revealed it, but this confirms that Brits aren’t nearly as in-demand as Brits believe themselves to be. Nobody — NOBODY — wanted a Spice Girls reunion.

You mean, Russia has the world’s greatest hockey player as its dictator-for-life, but he’s just too much a sportsman to don the blades and pads himself? What a magnanimous, not at all frail and thin-skinned tough widdle man in a turtleneck!

Colin Firth is the poster boy for the expression “British handsome.” Were the exact same man born in Oklahoma, he’d be an insurance rep now.

Luka? Yes, I think I’ve seen him before.

I get the feeling Gerry Pollard is about to make John Higgins look like a care-free individual.

Can we hold off on a final judgment until Corey, Danny, and Crispin offer their thoughts?

Funny, given Indiana’s history of race bannin’.

Given his party exists solely on an irreparable rift between North and South, is anybody surprised?

“Sixers pick is a major bust” isn’t the shocking headline it was last year, or the year before that, or the year prior.

Let’s just hold off on that thinking until a Sixers starter can play three consecutive quarters.

It’s not as much, of course, but Deng was treated a lot better back when Rick  Pitino was paying him.

I think I’ll heed the Paul Anka Guarantee on this one.

I have a headstone here for the Golden Age of Television. Where are we holding the funeral?

Hey!

A decades-long homophobe obsessing over a gay young man isn’t really news.

So, bigger embarrassment to the L&O franchise: Fred Thompson or Dennis Farina?

I’m sure his teammates wouldn’t call him “Matt Cassel Jr.” to his face.

The NFL: It’s Mediocre!

And now he’s able to produce upwards of 8 to 11 minutes of quality basketball a night! Bust?! What bust?!