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There are just a handful of thousands of players who could do more than him.

Please les this be the catalyst that sends John Wall to the Pelicans and reunites him with Cousins!

Right behind...

An entry level proofreader would say you have no room to laugh at the “Colts’s ineptitude.”

CliffsNotes version: American football is by and for garbage people.

This list is bullshit without Tim Daly as David Koresh.

Because if there’s one thing people believe wholeheartedly without so much as a whiff of skepticism, it’s a denial from the Patriots.

This will be worth it alone to watch the Krasinski-an efforts of a TV star who doesn’t realize he’s headed back to the little screen in three years.

It does not at all encourage me that our newly crowned champion of law and/or order treated committing war crimes the same way an ex-smoker treats being offered a Camel.

Anyone else a little put off by pinning our hopes of an honest government on an 80 year-old who wasn’t too bothered by Dubya’s war crimes or unwarranted surveillance to do anything?

NFL coaching has to be one of the few jobs where consistent failure guarantees you work.

When was the classic rock camp episode?

Speed, meth, blow...and that was just to stay awake to a Walkmen album.

And when a music exec says you’re out of touch...that usually means they want to sign you, right?

Why would Colts fans be so caught up in the driver’s ethnicity when this could be seen as an opportunity to teach the hazards of drunk driving? Oh, right...

Let’s hope this leads to Vince McMahon deciding to spend even more money on the XFL launch.

It’s Mexican food. Unless you live in the most ivory of American cities, there’s likely a superior Mexican restaurant closer and more affordable than any McBurrito place.

Commended with an honorific that comes through obligation and requirement and no effort of his own.

You didn’t know? Were you not at the weekly meeting where everybody not fond of the New England Patriots gathers to discuss how we’ll conspire against them next? Oh, shit! Have I said too much?