It’s not quite the same. The Nazis have been more subtle in their support of Trump.

Because history shows Super Bowl victories cause Pats fans to complain less.

The Empire jingle is better when Queensryche is involved: “DOOOOOON’T YOOOOUUU HEAR IT CALLING? 800-588-2300...EMPIRE”

And sadly, because of the calendar and motion pictures, Jamal will still be the second-most discussed Murray today.

Clearly, by some team that thinks that whole postseason thing is overrated.

“Most anticipated,” meaning, “most forcefully nagged by A&R people last month?”

Remember, it’s only jingoistic indoctrination when non-white countries do it!

I’m reminded of when they dropped Jeff George, who’d done well enough to get them into the second round of playoffs, so they could draft Daunte Culpepper.

When writing a column intimating that PEDs and HGH led to Teddy Bruschi’s sudden retirement would have been more sensible.

Wonder if they played Halifax, or is that too close to the Other Man?

Tori Loman deserves better than that!

Nope. It was bad teen soap opera with karaoke; Kidz Bop 90210.

This is some Ginobili-level acting on the flop, though.

What’s the penalty for not giving him the proper “Sieg Heil”?

On a lighter note, that show was fucking garbage.

“Also, push away from the camera that might otherwise reveal the hydraulic lift.”

But what about but what about but what about but what about but what about but what about but what about but what about but what about

Almost. We should just get rid of sports radio. 

What?! Sports talk radio guys aren’t nearly as tough as they’d have us believe?! Then what am I to think of a generation of obese retirees griping about “wussification?!”

I wouldn’t watch unless the Secret Service were given the night off and the SOTU were general admission.