The singer who nobody wants to hear sing, but gets cast as singers in movies. What range!

There was once a time where a movie such as either Crank film wouldn’t be described as “messed up” or “off the wall,” but rather “dumb.” This was before turd-polishing became the fine art today’s PR firms have made it.

I felt the same way after watching “Big Fan.”

Because failing at life calls for a diversion now and then.

Well, that is...some hard-working PR firm to have arranged this.

Perhaps he can meet up with Bobby Bonilla once a year at a high-dollar restaurant in Manhattan.

Know what’ll be better watching than the XFL?

Why is it so hard for people to remember Tori Loman’s name?!

What’s future Waffle House waitress Tammy LaWren have to do with this?

What’s future Waffle House waitress Tammy LaWren have to do with this?

Is it a real rivalry if one of rivalry’s said stars can only stay on the court a third of the time as his rival does before needing a break?

“Hey! How dare you show disrespect for the little girl whose mother I walked out on!”

I hope she got the job.

As usual, the biggest winners are anyone who didn’t watch the Grammys.

In the same way that Brock Lesnar’a opponents now make him take a drug test.

It’s true. Nazis consistently support Republicans.

The difference between Trump and any other Republican is the difference between pushing somebody down in the street while yelling, “Fuck you!” and pushing somebody down in the street while yelling, “Fuck you, good sir!”

I think you may have touched on a crazy theory. What if Porzingis just isn’t a good basketball player but is the closest to marketable in an area desperate for a star?

If they’re going to try hate mail in this country, I really wish they’d bother to learn the language first.

“The XFL makes player safety a top priority!”