The Grammys are the 2016 Democratic primary of music.

And all the while, Anthony Davis will wonder if Cousins is planning to reunite with John Wall next year.

You needed to play Perfect Dark then.

You can tell that pic was taken in Seattle. He wouldn’t have been able to hold a controller in Cincy without injuring himself.

You know who I’d trust to look out for player safety? The guy whose company looked out for Owen Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Andrew “Test” Martin, Bryan “Crush” Adams...

Let’s cross our fingers and hope this leads to the hiring of the Bears’ new quarterback, CM Punk.

Mission: Impossible: Fallout: The Video Game: The Board Game: The Movie

You’ve used the word “adult” as a verb, haven’t you?

“BUT I LOOKED UP TO YURI WHEN I WAS A KID!”

The latter.

Has “BUT MY CHILDHOOD!” ever been a good take?

Think you have it rough? Try being a Reds fan who remembers both Pete Rose (despite his not being in the HOF) and Ken Griffey Jr. (who somehow is).

Like that dried out one-horse town Los Angeles?

This reeks of, “I’m totes max woke to the extreme! Slang the kids use is cool, just like me! I’m not in my 40s at all! Have I mentioned how much I love Cardi B yet?”

That would be his day of Reckoning.

Why? Was he not going to have “season ending injuries” as soon as the Mariners were out of playoff contention?

Next year: “Why Inning-and-a-Half-Per-Game Relievers Belong in the Hall of Fame.”

Unless they improve those foul shots now, there’s no way they’ll go into the tournament in a top seed to then get knocked out of the second round.

The defense for the Steroid Era Stars has evolved from “But everbody’s doing it!” to “But somebody else some other time may have gotten away with something like it!”

I’m one Brexit vote past any suspensions of disbelief regarding the stupidity of Brits.