And yet, between New Japan and ROH, there’s never been more opportunity to watch better wrestling than what Vince et al. are offering. Can you think of an ‘E match that would be more entertaining than a Jay Lethal/Dalton Castle match?

I still get sore that I missed when he and Riff Raff toured together on the White Mediocrity on Display Tour.

Thank god. I hear one of their grandchildren almost had to apply for a job.

Da. My home-wife and I tired of the big government pressing the ObamaCats down my trout. We just wants freedom like you, yes?

That’s a lot of wording to say he blew it on Busch, meth, and lotto tickets.

I’m pretty sure menopause keeps that from happening.

Did you post this before or after you were arrested at CNN?

They don’t have to fake caring any more because this is every NFL fan now:

I look forward to seeing how both sides are to blame for this.

Or we could decide to — hear me out on this — NOT waste the limited time in our lives watching shit people continue to be shitty.

He was not taught that.

The one show a run-in by a heel stable comprised of NXT stars would have made the most sense....

The state of Kentucky’s highest paid public employee tried to make a joke about socialism and couldn’t have failed harder if a Nebraska roofer were assigned to judge it.

“I thought socialism was when one of them people was president!”

Still less ridiculous than “Oscar-winner Titanic.”

Oh, dear god, I want a loud, pompous, pointlessly verbose Aaron Sorkin acceptance speech so bad! I want him to be played off just as he’s about to discuss the #MeToo movement.

I’m sure the secret meeting was like every other meeting the Wizards have had since 2010: John Wall is good at playing basketball, and his teammates are fucking garbage that have faked their way out of the G-League.

That settles it. I won’t buy the $9 copy of this game at the flea market this weekend.

As if anyone who uses apostrophes for plural words can ever be trusted.

“If McConnell keeps his word...” Magic bean sales have a more solid sales pitch.