Can she negotiate?

How many of those, though, were progressive via a couple recent “yea” votes and selfies with Bernie to distract their being otherwise owned by their donors? Why did you immediately think of Corey Booker?

Hey, remember how happy the idea of Doug Jones was rather than the reality of just-as-bad-as-if-Roy-Moore-left-a-treehouse-to-cast-this-vote Doug Jones?

Know what else wins championships? Years of shameless, unpenalized cheating.

Which ref was Stephon Gilmore?

More like watching Hogan on WCW, when it was tired, repetitive, and obvious who was friends with whom based on the results, all at the cost of ratings and dwindling viewers.

Yeah, when I think discipline, I think the guy who HGH’d himself out of a career in his thirties, the guy who hung himself in his prison cell while serving a murder sentence, and the guy who dropped his pregnant girlfriend to fuck a model.

At least now there’s justification in all the pro wrestling posts. Scripted sports entertainment is welcome here!

Does everybody here realize that nobody is required by law to watch the Super Bowl? Hell, you can even act woker-than-thou and say you’re not watching because of Kaepernick or CTE. And I think nothing would piss off these fans more than reacting to their team’s SB appearance than a passing, “Oh, your team won their…

Most series finales are unimpressive, so unless the Super Bowl ends with Roger Goodell’s kid playing with a snow globe, I think the NFL’s final game will be rather lackluster.

“You talk about your Psalms, you talk about your John 3:16! Austin Rivers 3:16 says I just kissed a lot of ass!”

“...but really, is there any coach in football who stubbornly sticks to his guns as much as this man does when he makes a glaring coaching fuck-up?”

He got known on the Mickey Mouse Club. He got popular with pre-teen girls in NSync. He got famous after the Super Bowl show.

Please, proudly show us how woke you are, guy who got famous at Janet Jackson’s expense.

So, remember. Handsome dude = serial killer.

You can’t be Elite without Young Bucks.

When did the Grammys gain relevance, exactly? Isn’t it more or less a sales prize? “And the top product-mover in the white female aged 14 to 20 demographic is...”

Freddie Prinze, Jr., former WWE writer? Guess David Flair isn’t the biggest next-generation disappointment in the pro wrestling biz.

South Park fatigue?! This will be the best podcast of 2009!

Clearly, the solution for the Pelicans is more University of Kentucky alumni. Where’s DeAndre Liggins?