Is it too late to offer my clever “Welcome to Middle Earf!” quip to this?

Where else am I going to see a true to life “Rap: The Musical?”

It’s literally everywhere, and you’re just being lazy.

Yeah, let’s go listen to some gut-punching, balls to the wall MAN music!!!

Here’s my question. How do you end an incredible year of interviews with a comic who has a shorter shelf life than Chewbacca Mom?

I wonder if anyone else in James Harrison’s life can relate to being attacked by somebody you felt you’d spend the rest of your days with?

And the worst HOF second baseman!

Hollow point bullets?! Why, possession of those will lead to jazz appreciation and interracial dating!!

They don’t make white and blue ketchup!

I refuse to believe a guy who’d fuck his way to the top would dare take shortcuts.

Be careful. You know what happens when you report too much truth about a disappointing Hogan.

The Sixers will be playing Embiid on what they’re calling Bowie Time.

Currently, the best quarterback on the Packers roster is Randall Cobb.

If it’s proven the league colluded to keep Kap out, what would that do regarding teams’ agreements with their host cities to put a competitive product on the field? I only thought of that remembering Cincy tried to sue the Bengals once, claiming thd Brown family fail to meet that requirement.

“Lick my own asshole?! What would Sean Hannity do, then?”

I’m pretty certain Holly has enough instinct to know that no female of any species should ever leave herself vulnerable to Bill O’Reilly’s advances. #FREEHOLLY

But, when, when will a streaming service give me all of the Law & Order run?

In a real country, the guillotines would have already been wheeled out. This is just a resort for slaveowners. 

So, I have to start a “CM Punk” chant whenever I interact with a woman?

Let’s just start by actually flogging CEOs and see what happens from there.