This is a glam-rock deal, in that it’s clearly influenced by Bowie.

Right, it’s not like cheering when the IOC fails to hold an Olympics in Chicago!

Gosh, as upset as I am that our country doesn’t have a chance to give FIFA even more cash to launder...

But, it was a great toy commercial.

In other words the perfect franchise for the star of The Rundown, The Tooth Fairy, Central Intelligence, and Baywatch

For the record, it’s “lo-fi.”

I know this sentiment is expected from a white 40 year-old, but hip hop got wack as fuuuuuuuuuck somewhere along the way. I blame Love & Hip Hop.

The Process is working too well.

So, when would you like your first visit to Cici’s?

She did so many drugs, she became a computer.

Fifth most?! Who the hell was his label paying?

Let’s all collectively agree, out of respect for Tom Petty, that there was never a recorded song called “Peace in L.A.” It’s merely a collective construct, like the Sinbad genie movie.

Was this one of those penalties called on account of the spread?

Kevin Love truly is the Mike Love of any team he’s on.

Dan Gilbert is going full “Don’t give a shit when Lebron leaves again.”

I’m going with, “It’s black people’s fault, because...”

Has Dana Loesch announced yet who to now hate in light of all this?

Really? I thought it was the idea of a lineman on a shitty team making more in a 5-year career than a good teacher at a public school will make in a 20-year career that did that.

MMA Fighters Who’ve Submitted To A Pro Wrestling Move: Aaron Jones.

This review is far too long. You told me Jeremy Piven’s in it, so I know to avoid it.