Kristaps: Latvian for “Darko.”

I thought Melo was wearing a hoodie to hide that he’s too fat to ball.

Is Melo’s new perma-hoody his attempt to become Basketball Eddie Lacy?

Because bribery cases that cross state lines are federal cases, and because the NCAA had run out of wet noodles to lash coaches with.

I believe that’s a Hu’s Who.

Ray Lewis, as always, killing it.

You can’t just say “We’re united!” when nothing has been fixed.

Clearly, the top problem: Not enough “Wings” alumni in the cast.

Once you’ve accepted “ain’t” in your lexicon, your moral decline begins.

What? You don’t think rest homes will still leave CBS on for their patients?

After the Big Bang commercial thread and this, I wonder how soon this will be re-named “Viacom Presents The AV Club”?

“Karim Garcia? Who is he?”

Shame? His realization that the last quality work he’ll ever do ended nearly 20 years ago? His realization of the impending, even unfunnier reunion they’ll have to do when one of his co-stars goes through all their money?

Bridgewater is busy trying to kill Bruce Willis in a swimming pool after he escaped the train explosion.

You forgot, “Them Indians sure are funny soundin’ and lookin’!”

Just wait ‘till we learn “Ow! My Balls!” is a spin-off of this show.

Stephen Jackson’s game was more common and indistinguishable than his name.

The word “stylish” in a movie review often means the plot is stupid, the acting is shit, but it’s pretty to look at.

Former Expo Randy Johnson.

What’s more American than a perpetual high-schooler who’s paid exorbitantly for consistent mediocrity?