Nolan Ryan: No Jacket Required

What, you don’t think the head men of our armed forces and intelligence agencies couldn’t learn a wealth of information from the genius coach who was able to contain Rony Seikaly for one night?

New take: Looking back at his overall career, the quality of competition he faced, and the number of his players who were able to progress as players after college, Bob Knight wasn’t really that good a coach.

I’m sure Mitch wishes he could make a face at all.

Did Rose have somebody else take the physical for him?

And, how’s your magic bean field looking?

Wow. Hook, line, and sinker! Has the wealth started trickling down on you yet? None here in Kentucky, but I’ve only been waiting 40 years.

The resistance is working? Has anybody notified Rep. Ossoff?

Really? She lost a primary in 2008 to a relative unknown, she came within a few “super duper delegates” of losing the 2016 primary, and she out-Martha Coakleyed Martha Coakley on the grandest scale to a game show host with 6 bankruptcies and two ex-wives. Unless the GOP runs the corpse of Al D’Amato in 2020, it’s…

And a state electorate stupid enough to vote for him.

In my day, NBA stars would not make the playoffs, or just lose in a Finals that was reffed by a fellow it was later discovered was fixing games for the mob, and they were just fine. Lebron has all the traits of a classic rage-quitter.

If you think the recent batch of nominees from the Democratic Party, Hillary Clinton and Jon Ossof come to mind, aren’t major compromises, then I have to wonder if you pronounce the word “com-PROMISE” and have an absolutely incorrect definition of the word, like “to make promises to computers.”

Let’s all agree to act surprised when the newly unveiled “secret super duper delegates” nominate Cory Booker to lose.

Well, what matters is that the precious donors have determined the system will lurch on. It works just fine for them.

Yeah, that hardliner who appealed to Wall Street banks and voted for the Iraq war was such an extremist!

Are grown-ups who play children’s games rewarded with an amount of money greater than the GDP of small nations in this reasonable universe you’re imagining?

Guess who the “secret super duper delegates” will be supporting?

Oliver Willis is just one of an army of butthurt hacks who traded any semblance of credibility for access to Hillary Clinton.

Are you kidding? Whitlock is a single particle in a vast professional conservative black friend industry.

In short, the IRS wishes they had a dollar for every time Floyd Mayweather has hit a woman.