What, you think Sandler drives his own limousine? Or, is that strictly Schneider work?

Who knew dementia was this widespread in our nation’s elderly population?

The scandal is that a professional gamer is actually having sex, right?

At 37, he still can probably wrestle before crapping out longer than Brock Lesnar can.

Clearly, you haven’t been to rural Kentucky in a while.

Fake.

Um, Matt Bevin would beg to differ were he not busy trying to engorge Herr Trump.

Perhaps it’s not an encouraging sign for your pro team if they’re fine being so close to a 100+ year-old participation trophy.

“The South detests and despises all, it matters not from whence they came, who, in any manner, encourages social equality with an ignorant and inferior race.”

“The championship match was SIX MINUTES?!”

Except, Luke Walton’s father actually did something.

“In the 2018 NBA Draft, the Philadelphia 76ers select...”

The cat knows a shitty song/album about its escaping would be made, and it is tastefully sparing us.

Air Baller Brand

Given the state’s stance on alcohol, I’m surprised to learn so much white whine is made in Utah.

On the other hand, remember that day Rasheed Wallace played for the Hawks?

Because free Jazz is not for everybody.

Why, I bet you didn’t see any color, either, when you posted your “BUT THERE WAS IRISH SLAVES, TOO” meme.

It’s as if most Americans want little to do nothing with a Ponzi scheme passing itself off as a faith, much less the result of said cult capturing and controlling an entire state.

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