Wow, he really WAS the Kevin Nash of the three!

I’ll even give them the name for their show for free: Bennett Up In It.

He’s a professional black friend, the #1 commodity for high-profile racists everywhere.

Ironic that the Edutainment cover is used by somebody who provides neither.

The pear certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Who’d believe that a first baseman playing for Tony LaRussa would have a few years of absolute hitting domination under a cloud of speculation regarding PEDs, only to fly under the radar and others’ expectations?

Given the political climate, a self-admitted and unrepentant dumb redneck with bad ideas sounds like Tennessee’s next governor. 

If Randy Orton RKO’s somebody into cold water, which one causes the drop in heat?

And it never kills its users soon enough.

The hottest new dance club in Kentucky: Jim Bunning’s grave.

Here’s hoping he’s looking up from Conservative Heaven.

People Republicans have murdered in cold blood?? You mean, aside from the Katrina victims?

Shit, I’d buy the person dinner!

Shaquille O’Neal: Dwight Howard 1.0

Is that why he couldn’t keep up with Ben Wallace?

Needed a magic refrigerator.

Hot take artists everywhere salivate at the prospect of LeBron resting out games 3 and 4.

So, bland boy band posturing isn’t hip hop? Has anybody told Justin Timberlake that?

He’s just keeping a spot warm for Adams Cole or (if the E defies the odds and doesn’t fuck it up) Dalton Castle.

Nerlens Noel went from tanking in Philly to tanking in Dallas. When does he forget how to play at all?