You ever see what passes for a student in Mississippi?

Good job. You just gave James Harrison free time in his schedule to beat whomever he’s dating now.

That young man has a bright future working for United Airlines if this football thing doesn’t pan out.

Maybe somebody could spend that time covering...I dunno...a sport?

And other racists.

Awwww, there, there, snowflake! The mean young man won’t take your precious “whites only-ball” games from you!

Answer: That’s where DraftKings wants their stadium.

Even Brock Lesnar knew better than to fuck with Mongoose McQueen.

Don Quixote had better luck with windmills than the weak half of the APA did there.

The more I learn about WWE, the more I watch ROH.

Sure, but other than that, what’s he done wrong?

Yeah, but I wish he were still president.

Just imagine the children that got gassed were a few shades darker. If you’re like most Americans, you won’t give a shit what happens to them.

The Thiel suits against Gawker were as much about Thiel being outed and Hogan’s sex tape as the Civil War was about “state’s rights.”

You think Frd Barnes and Karl Rove AREN’T racist? Are you the guy paid to be their black friend?

And if the NCAA cared that much, North Carolina would be on probation already.

Of course Louisville still fails. It’s still in Kentucky.

Unlike you?

Guess those rumor of there being anything worth doing in Nebraska were just that.

I hope I found the right words to capture my feelings of empathy for my fellow Americans whose unwise decisions may affect them in the worst way: