Not to pick on Kentucky...

Not that it’s even remotely possible, but how big and loud would the NCAA’s“Mea culpa” be were Higgins revealed to be a Donaghy type of ref?

But, knowing the NCAA, that would still happen before either Louisville’s hooker recruitment strategy or UNC’s fake diploma mill is addressed.

Physics for the home-schooled.

But, Hillary’s e-mails...

I thought it had been all but proven that former Patriots don’t do so well when they have to adhere to all those rules the NFL applies to the other teams.

Sorry, not sorry, but ever since their former governor began the nation’s death spiral, I feel fine knowing Texans are fucked.

“Here’s your African American Studies degree, DOCTOR.”

Let’s be sure to act shocked when the NCAA’s own Donaghy (or Donaghys) comes forward.

But how else can we know for certain who’ll be an absolute bust in the NBA the year after?

NCAA couldn’t let a mid major win twice in a row. This was a blow for the corruption of old.

Imagine if John Calipari had hired John Higgins to work on his roof before the tournament!

Did John Higgins ref that game? Did the roofer seal it for them?

I thought it was classy how UNC shredded its extra African American Studies degrees to make its own confetti to celebrate post-game.

If Higgins refs tonight, you’ll have plenty to be thankful for!

None of that happened to Roger Federer, that’s why it’s hard to believe.

Perfect set-up for when the Wizards upset the Cavs in the playoffs.

Whiff of Guilt is my favorite John Grisham novel.

Nonsense! Ayatollah Bevin has made the Great and Holy State of Kentuckistan a favorite in God’s eye! Surely we shall be rewarded in the next world, where the coal jobs shall be found!

With every other remnant of the Raiders’ history all but dust now, this team needs to be re-named the Gamblers by the time they get to Vegas. Kenny Rogers pumping out of the PA every home game!