“Gambling? In the NFL? I’m shocked! SHOCKED!”

As if the NCAA would let its last remaining ACC team not get into the Final Four. The fix was obvious in the first half.

Surely, nobody thought the NCAA was going to sit on its hands and watch two SEC teams make the Final Four, much less at the expense of the ninth and last remaining ACC team.

Booker D.

Yeah, cuz the party of poll taxes, gerrymandering, voter suppression, and Bush v. Gore gives two shits about the people’s will.

Yeah, it’s the voters’ fault the party acted on donors’ orders!

Hasn’t Kansas choked out of the tournament yet?

I always try to check the spelling. Because if you misspell one word, people will rip you unmercifully—over the wrong usage of a your/you’re, or there/their. But that Michigan education is paying off! It really helps.

“Whotchoo mean we cain’t do that?”

This reminds me of when Jodi Applegate realized on-air she’d hit professional rock bottom.

No, no, it’s still Putin on weekends and every other Thursday, Bannon on the other days.

Isn’t Hillary still blaming the “super-predators” for her not being coronated?

Here’s hoping the 49ers get the same Trump bump the LA Express and the Oakland Invaders got.

As if he could recreate his career average of two points a game! That’s been years!

But what would have happened had all those ACC teams been eliminated in the first round rather than the second?!

So. A math major, are you?

I literally erupted into a flame storm upon reading this claim.

Once the Suns let their point guard shine, you’ll see a Bledsoe tempest.

Can’t be too pragmatist to join the only non-Scientology faith whose founder is historically recognized as a con man.

Nothing like sports to normalize a cult that has has no respect for women and only just recently tried to hide its bigotry.