I’d say Johnny Depp’s been over quality by some ten years now.

It’s like Duke lacrosse, but with fewer snitches.

Sam Gilbert.

If he proves he’s good enough, he’ll make money in the NBA.

This reminds me of the time I wanted to kick out my roommate who vomited on my things and tried to kill my cat. I mean, sure, I could have left and tried to stop him from stealing my car and hitting a child walking to school, but that would have been just letting him win.

Imagine the enthusiastic response one of those lads will emote should he ever get an actual job.

Can’t question Westbrook’s value to the Thunder. Without him, they’d be a cellar dweller in their own division with no foreseeable hope of a single postseason game.

As is tradition following an act of coordinated bigotry by Southerners, let’s enjoy the hundreds of following think-pieces on how liberals are to blame for this.

Oh, sure. Totally discount the years of work Tim Donaghy put in!

They couldn’t have just spared him one of Russ Smith’s old prostitutes as a parting gift?!

Glaring omission:

You mean Pamela Anderson Lee?

The last time Joe Scarborough killed any harder, he had to fabricate a timeline and find a new intern.

This is all unnecessary delaying of the inevitability that is Nerlens Noel playing for the Pelicans. ADAM SILVER MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

The fuckening.

I party. You party?

With Blake Bortles, Colin Kaepernick, Tyrod Taylor, and Kirk Cousins, is this the most alliterative the NFL’s quarterback class has ever been?

Aaaaand Big Blue Nation has a new favorite NBA team to compete with the Suns.

That headline tho...Wasn’t somebody crying about “click bait” yesterday?

That whole comment about fighting all the time puts him in a bad mood with his family...I really hope we’re not revisiting that comment a domestic abuse charge from now.