A discount Steph? So, like Kobe?

But what if Crowder were a Sacramento King?

So, they’re saying the sheriff is near.

Has Hillary found Wisconsin on a map yet?

I thought Roger Goodell ran the other teams in the Patriots’ division for Mr. Kraft.

“Good news, Mr. Kubiak. It’s just your offense that’s anemic.”

Is there another record executive she can marry?

I’m sorry, Mr. Jackson. You’re not for real.

Proof positive that the Heisman Award is the sports equivalent of the Best New Artist Grammy award.

Why would the E do that ? Did Rousy succeed as an independent wrestler somewhere?

I wonder what distraction he waits for to sucker punch women?

And Mexicans.

I won’t feel so bad when the same combination of hubris, arrogance, and willful ignorance that led Trump supporters to their votes leads to their early organ donor status. For many, it may be their only positive contribution to the world.

Donna Brazile, everybody!

As a Kentuckian, I look forward to watching a lot of dumb voters get the government they deserve. I look forward to asking my fellow natives, “Did Trump get you your job back yet?” and “Are you sick yet of winning so much?” In this bleak shithole run by religious fundamentalists (which, as it turns out, is okay if…

Who else thinks Adam Silver has practiced his expression of shock for when the next Tim Donaghy is revealed?

His last words were “I fucking swear if I have to hear Last Christmas one more time...”

“Michaels had previously struggled with various forms of substance abuse.”

Does he only play the afternoon games, or does his wife let him out at night now?

Judging by the virulent umbrage some have expressed over this piece, a lot of privileged white folk got riled up watching that “30 for 30" about the Duke lacrosse team.