Usually when you pointlessly list everything you want from anybody, it’s followed with a collective “Amen.”

Or, knowing the E, they’d job to the Usos.

I can’t wait to watch his 20 seconds in the NBA.

“As anyone close to our team knows, Gus gave his staff and players literally everything he had...”

Here’s hoping those who’ll be affected the most directly by their voting for Trump die off soon. That’s all that passes for hope any more.

No, the guy who sang “Is She Really Going Out with Him.”

Counterpoint: Fuck that piece of shit.

I won’t mind watching his supporters die off by means of their own electoral genius. It might be the only joy in these next four years.

As if there were Trump supporters who aren’t racist.

“Every time a Brooklyn resident raves about “comfort food,” a coal miner from Appalachia is crushed in a landslide.

Needed a new way to market shitty vodka to shitty people, and the Cosmopolitan already had its turn.

Let’s just put John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins on the same team again for the sake of a more entertaining NBA!

So, one bankruptcy, one election, and you guys fold, huh?

Jesus, the Confederacy shouldn’t have been allowed to survive the Civil War.

How has nobody outside of the Cowboys organization figured out that a decent o-line makes any QB/RB a decent player?

It was kind the way he mentioned neither June Jones nor Jeff George, the most alliterative coach-QB feud I can recall.

Something about making the 49ers “great again.” 

I presume he was let go so he could continue his work on the Trump transition team.

Is that a “Kill the Carjacker” or a “Kill the Carjacker, if You Know What I Mean When I say Carjacker, Wink, Wink” law?

James Harden flops. The name of today’s day ends in a “y.”