I believe this line of “thinking” is often called, “Both sides are bad, so vote Republican.”

It’s a hoppy beer from Cambodia. It’s cheap, kid, but it’s life...

Does he realize Dan Majerle is the only reason the Bulls didn’t absolutely humiliate the Suns?

The well-informed electorate, everybody!

It’s as if they really meant “fuck THOSE people” or something.

It’s like she’d have you believe she could take a nationally disastrous phone call at a random 3am or something!

This is the most egregious, heinous act by the Ravens that doesn’t involve domestic abuse or hiding a blood-stained white suit that I can think of!

“You have h3rp35 now.”

This coincides well with whatever ethics violations Bobby Petrino is about to get caught doing at Louisville. Welcome back, Charlie!

Who knew, all this time, those Confederate flags were used to denote “safe spaces” for stupid people?

Wow, you’re blistering hot on BOTH SIDES! What station can I listen to your morning zoo on?

It wasn’t 9/11, it was 11/9: 9/11 by backwards people.

Is this a bad parody?

The Confederate states were the first “safe space.”

Oh, no! Without CNN we won’t hear reporters ask the political equivalent of “Who are you wearing tonight?”

You know Peter Thiel probably showed this to Trump at a meeting to stop him fighting with Hulk Hogan over who had the “more fuckable” teenage daughter.

Let’s talk about the 2016 University of Louisville basketball season while it’s still theoretically on the record.

“He told ME he was doing nothing!” — Bridget Moynahan

I believe Bob Kravitz, whom I am to believe is paid to string words together, meant he’ll lie down.

That Sun is a mass of epervescent gas!!