Somebody needs to swallow the pill and put John Wall and Demarcus Cousins on the same team again. It’s like a buddy cop film acted out on a basketball court.

You mean to tell me that a college that employs Rick Pitino and Bobby Petrino as coaches AND named a building after famous Washington D.C. high-dollar call girl Mitch McConnell may have been involved in dubious practices?! To me, my fainting couch!

And what if it turns out Julius Randle is all that after all?

‘Toine from downtown!

I mean, raping a coed in college, sure, who hasn’t? But not standing during one of the League’s paid shilling for the military?! Great values, Bucs!

Is this love for Darko 2.0 just a ploy by Knicks-sympathetic sportswriters to get another team interested in him?

Yeah, that’s the disgrace to the veterans, not the hayseed hate squad that just told fascism to come on in the White House last week.

The Browns are the only NFL team worthy of the title America’s Team.

Yeah, I expect compromise from the political movement that wants payback for the Civil War and the Crusades.

Do they realize everybody else at their colleges had to pay to go there?

Dreaming of the schadenfreude I’ll feel when Trumponomics hit their supporters the worst.

Here’s hoping those who supported Trump are the first directly impacted by his presidency. Either they’ll learn from their mistake or, more likely and just as beneficial, we lose some dead weight as a society.

It’s as if the DNC ran their second best candidate or something...

More Kumbaya-ing and “Can’t we all just get along impotence. It’s the great uprising of 2004 all over again!

Or, you could hold the parties responsible responsible. Try that first?

Come back with all that righteous passion after you’ve voted once in a midterm election. It’s easy to be passionate when your demographic is highlighted.

How refreshing that in three months, it’ll be a WOMAN sending Americans to die in Syria!

And, thanks to Trump, every spineless Republican from the past 40 years will announce an “awakening,” join the Democratic Party which proudly stands for the highest bidder, and American politics will be dragged even further right. And American voters will fall for it.

And people think Pawnee wasn’t an accurate portray of Indiana!

Wait. Villanova won something this year?!