“What’s this ree-tie-er-mint of which you speak?”

Even Jeff Jarrett was a better champ.

That’s no glitch. Goldberg really can’t wrestle.

Philip Rivers didn’t spend years pouting and huffing while losing to see this upstart break Chargers tradition!

Nope. Just re-tooled, now hosted by the Great Cornholio.

This is gonna make HHH-Steiner look Guerrero-Malenko.

Hope they put some ice on the ankle. Swollen Tunsils at that age can be dangerous.

LOL at Petite Gloves there unable to touch the tips of his thumb and middle finger around the microphone, try as he might.

“Oh, come on! You can’t judge a man by the foolish things he says at the tender, innocent, impressionable age of 59!”

Three injuries away from cold-calling Tim Couch.

Has anybody heard from Jason Campbell lately?

“Coach! Whitehurst is out for the game!”

What? Not enough Derrick Rose rape trial coverage for you?

Here are all the Republicans who think differently from Donald Trump:

Clinton: “Mega Bucks’ Lives Matter.”

Putting aside what starting Kaepernick would mean for the 49ers from a PR standpoint, it’s hard to find good football reasons to keep running Gabbert out there.

Does UFC being just as scripted as anything a McMahon has ever done play a part in that? 

Meet the new bust, the same as the old bust.

Have you seen journalism in America?! “President Bush! Anderson Cooper, CNN. Mr. President, who are you wearing tonight?”

Is it James Frey?