We are all James Frey.

So long as the spread is covered, the NFL is not concerned.

If it’s not white and it’s in the St Louis PD’s possession, it’s getting beat up.

Bowie, oh, Bowie!

You thought Tannehill was going to be good?! Don’t quit yet. Not until you’ve bought some of these magic beans I have.

Let’s hope Gordon can find an activity that the NFL approves of to take his mind of smoking pot. Something like rape or domestic abuse.

There go Josh Gordon’s super bowl hopes.

It’s as if the Republican base is dominated by mouth-breathers or something.

Someone getting cut next week.

Are we still acting like UFC is real? I can’t keep up.

J.J.Griffey Jr.

Racism in the state where Paul Ryan and Scott Walker were elected?! I guess the name of today’s day ends in a Y after all.

THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ARE _____ DAYS WITHOUT A SEASON ENDING INJURY

I bet my degree in African American Studies from UNC that nothing will ever change until the NCAA runs out of money.

Clearly they’ve learned nothing. The NCAA needs to SMU the shit outta those child-rapist enablers.

This is Louisville we’re talking about. Their players get paid in hookers.

Yeah, those guys aren’t as mature add the other “adults” who spent as much as some nations’ annual budgets to watch a children’s game played.

Fat boy here is gonna get a lot of post-growth spurt ass-whippings from these kids in a couple years.

But, what does your picture of Reds-era Ken Griffey Jr. have anything to do with the topic at hand?

“See that, see? What’d I say?! WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY?! That’s right, NO MAN! NO MAN! Not a one! Closed for further discussion!”