Is Sam Hinkie secretly running the Jets?

*”Cult of Personality” opening riff*

SUPPLEMENT CITY

Macho insecurity mixed with fear.

#alltakesmatter

Nothing like “going Galt” to learn how much better the world works without you.

So, we’re just ignoring the whole career’s worth of flopping, then, under the “everybody says that everybody’s doing it, and that’s evidence enough” clause?

“What the hell would Griffey Jr about the All Star Game? Isn’t this usually when he would finish up for the season?” — Reds fans

It goes without saying that any Utah native always remembers the first boozer they see.

What’s the over/under on Wade’s knees finally giving out on the same spot on the floor where Rose tore his ACL?

He’s about to peak yet again as a player; given how bad what remains of his knees is getting, and not getting better, his flops will appear more realistic than ever.

For the bride, give her the Beast Mode vibrator: without it, he’ll disappoint you.

I’m certain some attention-starved blogger will re-hash this with about 500 scatterings of the word “privilege” to make it seem current.

This all goes to shit in the case of a miracle Kings season. I’m just tossing this out there because I love the idea of a Boogie-centered NBA Finals.

As if anybody who remembers Josh Smith has quit laughing at the Hawks yet.

I hope you’re sitting, because I have some news about Soul Brother #1 Timofey Mozgov that I don’t think you’re ready for.

And most teachers, firefighters, civil servants, or anyone who does anything of any sort of substance or reality.

That’s it, money means nothing any more. Back to shells and twigs for currency.

Have you heard of this new trend, “reading?”

The good news is, according to the Moonlighting Law of Onscreen Coupling, Morning Joe will be cancelled soon!