So, a “cordwainer” is what you call a child slave?

Latrell Spreewell must not have been available.

Finally! What’s Master P have to say on this?

Yeah, let’s make sure everybody playing games and looking pretty while talking on camera are the first covered in the great gender gap in pay.

Methamphetamine’s a helluva drug.

Move over, man-splaining. Here comes feminis-missal.

Sure they can: “The sheriff is near.”

There is absolutely nobody older than 9 years old for whom “Everybody’s doing it!” is ever a viable excuse.

Goddammit, YOU breed?! Of course you do! Mike Judge was right.

I can watch UK players in the NBA any time I want. If you’re a Zags fan...I dunno, do the Washington Generals recruit these days?

As a UK fan, I really wish Kyle Wiltjer had started his college career at the talent-free environment he so clearly needs in order to flourish.

And Tim Donaghy.

Sorry, Cal, but with regards to being sleazy, questionable, et al, Rick Pitino finally beat you at something.

So did the Selection Committee.

Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from

“Yeah, he oversaw the deaths of thousands in Chile, but he was so nice to Chelsea Clinton when he visited her parents.”

+1 “GIVE US BARABBAS!”

If either dies while vacationing with one of their johns, like Scalia did, you may have something.

I dunno how I’m supposed to react, but I have at least 10 parties lined up for certain Republicans’ demises.

I’m a Kentucky voter who isn’t an absolute dumb-ass. If voting were any more futile here, it would be praying.