Congee is superior to any form of oatmeal with regards to savory soup-like breakfast fare.

Who knew getting the Bears’ signals was so important to the Pats?

I think I’ve read about you! Are you one of those people who can be fooled all of the time?

It’s a slap in the face of all those who’ve worked hard for these past eight years to implement “socialist” as our n-bomb surrogate.

I’m sure they all begin with, “Now, you know I’m not a racist, but...”

4. Kansas WILL choke.

But, Big Ben was in his right mind at that Milledgeville bar.

Neither the Bills, Bengals, nor Jets can blame just one person — coaches/owners notwithstanding — for any loss.

So, which bubble team should thank Katina Powell?

Karaoke AND children? That just upgraded it from “will never set foot inside” to “might honestly cheer should I learn the place burned down overnight.”

No. We need to keep Willie Cauley-Stein and Cousins teammates long enough to become the bizarro David Robinson and Tim Duncan.

Doing blame the ref for having a point spread to establish.

Calm down, Sully. Didn’t mean to make you get out your “but everybody does it!” defense in the off-season.

Thank you for the tongue twister. “Bridget’s baby Bobby Bonilla’d Brady."

“...a rare situation where each side trusts the other not to take advantage.”

And the Texans can proclaim themselves the royalty of the AFC South, having secured their very own Cassell.

Way to stick with the effective“but everybody’s doing it” defense that too many people inexplicably stop using after elementary school.

OUCH!!! I got blisters from that scorching hot take!!!

I don’t think it’s shocking news that Trump supporters are race fans. I mean, sure, ONE race in particular...

Racism? In a football team whose mascot is a potato?