To all the eventual commenters complaining about three pedal lovers, it’s all about this:

<laughing gifs galore>

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

inject this into my eyes

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Does he pay his utility bills from the Post Office? 

A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

Glad I’m not the only one.

Who?

That’s quite the switch for AP.

Obligatory:

Looking forward to Mulan in the Shell

I always thought that Scarlett Johansson would make an excellent Mulan...

Must be hard to do your makeup every day when you don't cast a reflection 

I thought he only pooped from his mouth.

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

reestablished 2018

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?